[MiNT] COMPLETELY off topic...

["John Blakeley" <johnnie@ligotage.demon.co.uk>]

Apologies for the waste of bandwidth, and if you've seen all these
before, but even the Amiga gets it ;-)

And I just had to add one for us:

ATARI - Amazing TOS, Awesome Rebirth Imminent

Salut/.

J/.

Computer Acronyms 

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control  

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing 

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 

WWW - World Wide Wait 

SCSI - System Can't See It 

DOS - Defunct Operating System 

IBM - I Blame Microsoft 

DEC - Do Expect Cuts 

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months 

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too 

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating 
System Hangs 

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect 
Understanding of Mathematics 

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction 

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses 

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out 

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools 
Teenagers  

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