Re: a present

[Hans-Paul Stroehle <hans-paul.stroehle@student.uni-tuebingen.de>]

Man, Get out of our newsgroup with your stupid messages and fuck off.


On Thu, 14 Nov 1996, That Special Someone wrote:

> EARN MONEY THE RIGHT WAY!!!
> Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.
> 
> The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4 months,
> think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts more and more. That's
> ... because it WORKS! So I thought, all those new users might make it work.
> And I decided to try it out a few months ago. Besides, what's $5.00, I
> spend more than that in the morning on my way to work on coffee and cigs
> for the day. So I sent in my money and posted. Everyone was calling it a
> scam, but there are SO many new users from AOL, Netcom, etc. they will join
> in and make it work for you. Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks
> in the mail! I couldn't believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks! At
> first only a few hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of thousand,
> then BOOM.
> By the end of the fourth week, I had recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came
> from all over the world. And every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up
> and up. I've been able to pay off all my bills and still had enough left
> over for a nice vacation for me and my family.
> 
> Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well. Markus
> Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning claims he made
> $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was only $17,000
> for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how they say they did
> it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with
> $5 of my own bucks. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible
> potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in this system. Period.
> That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5 netted them tens of
> thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal, completely legitimate way.
> 
> Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:
> 
> STEP 1.
> Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate pieces of
> paper along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST." (In this
> way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying for a
> legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill, money order, or bank note inside each
> paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following five
> addresses:
> 
> 1- Natalie Jansen
> Lancveldlaan 18
> 5671 CN Nuenen
> HOLLAND
> 
> 2- Chad Collier
> 2785 Cold Springs Rd. #49
> Placerville, CA 95667
> USA
> 
> 3- Andre Cabernite Horn
> Rua General Urquisa, 235 apt.1408
> CEP: 22431-001 Leblon
> Rio de Janeiro
> BRAZIL
> 
> 4- Peace
> PO BOX 2353,
> Bandar Seri Begawan 1923,
> Brunei Darussalam,
> South East Asia.
> 
> 5-Amanda Wolf
> 2920 Vaughn St. #6
> cincinnati oh 45219
> USA
> 
> STEP 2.
> 
> Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up.This
> way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name in as the fifth one on the
> list.
> 
> 
> STEP 3.
> 
> FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE SEARCH FOR NEW EMAIL
> ADRESSES IN EMAIL LISTS AND SEND THIS EMAIL TO AT LEAST 500 PESRONS AFTER
> ADDING YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!! AS MORE FORWARDS OF THIS EMAIL YOU MAKE, AS
> MORE MONEY YOU WILL EARN!!!!!!! Forward or send this Email to as many
> persons as you can. Pick new email addresses out of Email lists. Post the
> article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at least 19000 newsgroups at
> any given moment in time. Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.
> Remember the more groups you post to, the more people will see your article
> and send you cash!
> 
> 
> STEP 4.
> 
> You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns
> within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new and huge. There is no
> way you can lose.
> 
> Now here is how and why this system works:
> 
> Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses. Yes, thats
> right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or money orders, but real
> cash with your name at #5.
> 
> Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250 additional
> postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings. On average then, 50 people
> will send you $1.00 with your name at #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!
> 
> Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your name at #3 or
> 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500. They make 250 postings
> each with your name at #2= 100,000 postings=5000 returns at $1.00
> each=$5,000.00 in cash!
> 
> Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at #1 and you
> get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off the list.And that's only
> if everyone down the line makes only 250 postings each! Your total income
> for this one cycle is $55,000.
> 
> >From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the
> list, you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.
> 
> The end result depends on you. You must follow through and repost this
> article everywhere you can think of. The more postings you make, the more
> cash ends up in your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!
> 
> So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it works.
> There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all day, all over
> the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net every day. You know that,
> you've seen the stories in the paper. So, my friend, read and follow the
> simple instructions and play fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to
> it. Print this out right now so you can refer back to this article easily.
> Try to keep an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
> playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
> 
> If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real, then don't
> do it. But please print this article and pass it along to someone you know
> who really needs the bucks, and see what happens.
> 
> 
> REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC
> IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS! GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
> WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!
> 
> *** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with
> your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people already
> included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and only got
> about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5 bills, people
> added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!
> 
> TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!! :o) !!!!!!!!!!
> 
> 
> ALL IT TAKES IS $5, 5 ENVELOPES, & 5 STAMPS!!!
> 
> REMEMBER HONESTLY IS THE BEST POLICY
> YOUR DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA IS TO MAKE THE $ GOOD LUCK TO ALL
> AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL WIN
> 
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